Monday, 28 March 2011

Welcome

Welcome to my blog for Mums! I am assuming that by reading this you are probably a Mum yourself, so I'd like to start by saying congratulaions and well done! You have the most demanding job in the world! After all, we are raising the next generation of Australia! I recently posted on FaceBook asking for Mums to add to the following quote "I'm not JUST a Mum, I'm a....." and I realised that we are selling ourselves really short! I blinged up the replies a little and here's what I came up with...
I'm not JUST a Mum, I'm a
cook-gourmet chef,     cleaner-domesticus spotlessicus,     child carer-early years educator,     hair dresser-follicle engineer,     laundress-clothing alterations specialist,     tutor,     Doctor-Dr Mum MD,     psychiatrist,     party planner-events coordinator,     taxi driver-chauffer,     law enforcement officer-police, judge and jury,     sex slave?     bread winner, account keeper,driving instructor,swimming coach,lawn mower,cuddler, snot, spew and poo wiper-persona getsshitupona! And my favourite; LEGEND!
We do it 24/7, 365 days a week, hail, rain or shine, we don't get sick days, or superannuation or penalty rates, we do it all for the hugs and snotty kisses of those little angels we call our own! So there you go, time to update the resume! You are pretty darn Awesome if you ask me! Can you imagine how much you would get paid in a career with this job description?
As awesome as you are, sometimes the whole Motherhood thing can become a little overwhelming, and we could all do with laugh now and then, and if you are open to ideas to save you a dollar or a minute of your precious time then welcome, I wrote this for you!

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